Here’s some advice if you’re looking to book me. Coming to see me is sort of like going to a Michelin star restaurant, because what I offer is similar to a tasting menu. I am working hard for my E-ticket Ride to become a holy grail experience for FBSM hedonists.
If you aren’t familiar, my E-ticket signature offering is reminiscent of a kaseki dinner, prepared by a Japanese master chef. The idea is that no matter how delicious a dish tastes, your mouth gets bored after 5 chews… so a kaseki chef will present a procession of small dishes to delight the palate continuously. Functionally, the Eticket combines a luxury sensual massage with a klixen appetizer, foot fetish fantasy fulfillment, luxurious nuru, your preferred level of intensity for p-stim, and optional tantric or kinky flourishes – it’s an opulent multi-sensory experience, ending with strawberries, raw coconut water and chocolate truffles.
This means that getting a basic massage from me is fine, but kind of like just having a salad at at restaurant like SingleThread or Per Se. Therefore, I invite you to give my signature offering a try, if it’s not out of your budget range. By the way, to continue the foodie analogy, my basic FBSM actually isn’t like a salad, it’s more like dinner at Ad Hoc, Thomas Keller’s casual dining place. Fewer dishes, but the same great cooking, and served a little faster, a la family style. You still have plenty of time to enjoy the food and it’s just as filling. It’s perfectly fine to make this place your regular thing, and do the tasting menu to celebrate some win in your life.
Speaking of celebrations, I sometimes offer Double and Triple Eticket Celebrations, with the assistance of girlfriends who can help me deliver something really special. Imagine two or three Asian goddesses loving you up! Doesn’t that sound fun? However, these happen only occasionally, and you need to ask to join my exclusive VIP priority booking guest list for special events.
I’ve recently developed a couple of variations of the Eticket, that have received very generous reviews. First, I blended certain sensual flourishes from my unique style of Chinese tantric energy work into the context of an E-ticket prix fixe experience. The base of the experience consists of nuru, klixen and prostate play, but adds enhanced sensation play. For example, imagine nuru enhanced with tantric touch, a form of foot and yoni fetish play that activates the chakras using oxytocin and pheromones, and a very innovative approach to “red tantra.” Afterward, Thai style testicular energetics for a cool down that enables you to refresh with sexual energy. So if you are drawn to what I call inner sensuality, you might consider the Tantric Eticket.
Also, I blended a bit of kink into the E-ticket experience as well. In this case, we enhance the offering with light restraints and sensation play, percussive somatic stimulation, oral worship, intense p-stim with a devilish collection of toys and strap ons, and then completing with an innovative finish. So if you are drawn to BDSM and resting in subspace, you might consider the Kinky Eticket.
And there’s one more coming soon… the EEticket – the expanded, extended, ecstatic E-ticket.
So if you’re the kind of guy who seeks the best in hedonistic pleasures, my Eticket sensual tasting menu is an absolute thrill ride! Come and surrender into a deep and satisfying state of bliss with me! And since we’re being all snooty right now… I will leave you with an Italian aphorism: Anni, amori e bicchieri di vino… nun se contano mai. It translates to: “Years, lovers and glasses of wine… three things that should never be counted.”
To this, let’s add E- biglietti!
