{"id":1331,"date":"2026-03-21T15:11:04","date_gmt":"2026-03-21T15:11:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/missyumiyang.nl\/?p=1331"},"modified":"2026-03-22T18:05:30","modified_gmt":"2026-03-22T18:05:30","slug":"offering-the-fruit-of-my-labor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/missyumiyang.nl\/?p=1331","title":{"rendered":"Offering the fruit of my labor"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear Reader, I offer a post session ritual where I ask clients to compose a haiku to help integrate their sensual experience with me. I offer this exercise this because it provides psychological benefits, like increased mindfulness. Plus, I encourage you to write poetry, as it is a tantric lovemaking skill, one that all men wishing to attain a state of sensual mastery should consider. It’s just as important as that other skill of the tongue, <\/span>haha<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n

Here are ten haiku and poems that are memorable. Oh, and I encourage using both traditional (5-7-5 syllables) and freestyle haiku.<\/p>\n

this is my first time<\/em>
\nI’ve never done this before<\/em>
\nso fucking kinky<\/em><\/p>\n

yumi’s an artist<\/em>
\nlove painted in every stroke<\/em>
\nmy soul the canvas<\/em><\/p>\n

your perfect little toes<\/em>
\nperform a perfect footjob<\/em>
\nI\u2019m impossibly happy<\/em><\/p>\n

like a tiny wrestler<\/em>
\nher nuru klixen blowjob<\/em>
\nhas me pinned in pleasure<\/em>
\nbegging for release<\/em><\/p>\n

when you walk barefoot<\/em>
\nyour feet write poetry<\/em><\/p>\n

here in this moment<\/em>
\nI\u2019ve never felt so alive<\/em>
\nas I am with you<\/em><\/p>\n

let me worship<\/em>
\nevery square inch of you<\/em>
\nI\u2019ll start with your pussy k?<\/em><\/p>\n

this merging with you<\/em>
\na dance between earth and sky<\/em>
\nyou lead and I\u2019ll follow<\/em><\/p>\n

when I study zen<\/em>
\nthey call this bliss misconduct<\/em>
\nsure don\u2019t feel like it<\/em><\/p>\n

her touch detonates<\/em>
\na megaton of bliss<\/em><\/p>\n

your tender laugh<\/em>
\ncreates a breeze<\/em>
\nyou make me hard with such ease<\/em>
\nyour lovely scent<\/em>
\na sweet perfume<\/em>
\na field of lavender in bloom<\/em>
\nin your embrace<\/em>
\nI find release<\/em>
\na soothing happy gentle peace<\/em><\/p>\n

And here are three from me\u2026<\/p>\n

without you nothing<\/em>
\nno growth no naughty no fun<\/em>
\nlet’s be rebellious<\/em><\/p>\n

blissful vacation<\/em>
\nocean breeze feet wet suddenly<\/em>
\nI miss your penis<\/em><\/p>\n

freshly scrubbed<\/em>
\nsmiling like a young boy<\/em>
\nlove for an hour<\/em><\/p>\n

Thank you for contributing your beauty.<\/p>\n

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Dear Reader, I offer a post session ritual where I ask clients to compose a haiku to help integrate their sensual experience with me. I offer this exercise this because it provides psychological benefits, like increased mindfulness. Plus, I encourage you to write poetry, as it is a tantric lovemaking skill, one that all men … <\/p>\n

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